Happy KING’s BirthdayAnd, why we won’t be at Tucson this year. |
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This year Lora and I have opted not to go to Tucson. However, we have always had a blast, and I have been reflecting on past trips with some old and new friends, so I thought I would share a few tips and pointers on how to survive a trip to the gem shows there. But, if you are looking for vender information or valid information on shows, I am not the person to get that from. It is Lora who has to go there more than I, for if I need rocks, I usually turn to friends. But, Lora owns the bead shop where my studio is located, and she mostly restocks her inventory there. I go to stroll through the Electric RV Park and pick up lapidary rough in various forms to add to my lapidary crayon box, and make connections with gallery and boutique owners that may have an interest in giving me an exhibition of my work. Manning House is the best place to meet these contacts. |
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My beautiful Lora in front of the Manning House |
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My first night there I learn an invaluable lesson, that I will pass on to fellow southerners. When we arrived we hit a few shows right off the bat, and I considered this an awesome vacation opportunity. So, I cheated on my prohibition on smoking, and rolled into a convenience store to pick up some cigars. My home state of Alabama is run by Baptists, so liquor is taxed heavily, while tobacco is barely taxed at all. And, we can only purchase liquor in state run store that have armed guards. But, in Tucson, you can buy liquor anywhere, and it is cheap as water, while tobacco costs an arm and a leg. I contribute this to Catholics, may God bless them. Because I came back with a gallon of rum and a couple of cigars. Late at night I woke up in the hotel room barely able to breathe. My throat burned like a hot coal was stuck in my craw. I rationalized that the cigars had given me throat cancer, and I was going to die right there. I checked Lora, and she was still asleep, so it had to be something that I had done alone, smoked!!! So, if I was going to die, I wanted to go with as much of my pain eased as possible. Now, I am not a drinker. I drink on occasions, but back in college me and alcohol had a falling out, except for the rare galas we attend or New Year’s Eve blasts. Tuxedo = alcohol. But, I uncharacteristically grabbed the rum, and turned that bottle up, trying to quench that fire in my throat; reasoning, even enough gasoline will smother a fire. It didn’t work. Lora woke up, some time afterward, gasping. Then, I realized there was something was wrong with the air we were breathing. THERE WAS NO humidity. Who in the heck builds a city in a place where the air will kill you? I ran to the Walgreens and dropped $60 on a humidifier. Apparently they are in demand there. We sat the rest of the night breathing in the simulated 100% humidity to soothe our Southern throats and lungs. |
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One more thing most will need to know about surviving Tucson. People there honk their horns to change lanes, make turns, or sometimes no apparent other reason at all. The turning lanes are 90 degrees off of major roads, so you will need to hone up on your Dukes of Hazzard driving skills. Getting off of the interstate requires surgically precise, sharp turns and good shocks. |
| Since Lora had to bring back hundreds of pounds of beads, we shipped some back (only after she filled up the bath tub for a bead bath:o), some venders shipped them for us, and then we decided to save a few bucks and mailed our dirty clothes back, and packed the suitcases with beads. We picked up a cheap set of scales to make sure we didn’t exceed the airlines luggage weight limits. | |
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Putting beads in your luggage may seem like a great way to save money, but when we got back, we watched out luggage come out of the shoot looking like it had, had a TSA party hosted by homeland security. There was fluorescent yellow tape holding our jammed full bags together. Strands of beads were sticking out of the seams. And, there were all sorts of sticky notes with initials and codes that looked like an 8 year old had dictated court notes for us. We let them ride around on the carousel for a while, because we didn’t want everyone to see that WE were the terrorist suspects. All in all, Tucson is a great show for someone who has never been. |
Me weighing myself and doing math to figure out the |
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| 2.) If you are a vendor, don’t bring the same thing year after year. You make it boring for us to revisit you. 3.) If you host a show, make the vendors bring new stuff, or get new vendors. 4.) If you are a vendor or someone starting out and you are not making money, don’t tell the customers that you think the show sucks. Because we will think you have a bad attitude, and we will leave your booth alone. 5.) if someone walks up with a pad of paper and makes notes on your prices, that person may be someone scouting sites for his girlfriend, who owns a bead shop and is dropping 10 grand on booths that have good products.
No, we are not going back this year. Our area f the world is mostly made up of HealthSouth employees and various other healthcare providers. People are still getting sick, so there is no economic crisis here yet. But, we are playing it safe with our expenses. Plus, why would we want to see the same merchandise from the same vendors. We’ve made the contacts, so we can just call them. As for the tool shows, I prefer to make most of my own, and I am not attracted to expensive, new-fangled contraptions that claim to expatiate some various odd part of production that I enjoy doing by hand. 3M can invent all of the new sandpapers they want. Paragon can design a kiln that also makes great toast. And, Rio, well Rio Maybe, I will see you next year :o) Happy Birthday Elvis, where ever you are. You’re 74. That’s old enough to be a Republican presidential candidate :o) |
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msadesigns 01.11.09 at 3:40 pm
You’ve got some great stuff posted here Michael:) I always enjoy your blogs!
Mark and will be going to Tucson for a week but we’re going to be playing it pretty low-key. We’re using it as an excuse to escape the cold Wisconsin weather as much as anything else. We will, of course, buy more rocks than we plan to… but that’s nothing new I guess:)
Me and my big pregnant tummy will do it’s best to keep up with Mark at the show but I imagine he’ll be going solo a good deal of the time. I’ll be 7 months along at that point…. I can barely move now!
Thanks for your help with getting familiar with the Orchid blog! :)Jessa